Here's to hoping Kelis was right and this does, in fact, work

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 08/06/2018 at 21:42 • Filed to: None

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PatBateman > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/06/2018 at 21:51

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Do you want all the boys in the yard?

Because that’s how you get all the boys in the yard.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > PatBateman 08/06/2018 at 21:53

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Yes pls

LOREM IPSUM > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/06/2018 at 21:54

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > LOREM IPSUM 08/06/2018 at 22:01

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That’s more accurate than yo u know.

interstate366, now In The Industry > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/06/2018 at 22:08

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Best of luck that someone in another yard isn’t cracking open a cold one with them.

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/06/2018 at 22:09

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You don't really want all the boys. Just one. All the boys is too many boys. It's a logistical nightmare.

dogisbadob > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/06/2018 at 22:11

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not with skim milk, it won’t :p

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > interstate366, now In The Industry 08/06/2018 at 22:13

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My milkshake is colder.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig 08/06/2018 at 22:14

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I like having choices.

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/06/2018 at 22:16

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Yeah, but it’s so much work.

“Ok, you stand over here, and...HEY! You two knock it off! You’re here for ME!”

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig 08/06/2018 at 22:19

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Wait you'd be there too if it was all the boys.

facw > dogisbadob 08/06/2018 at 22:22

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Honestly, much of the time I think just substituting the milk with large amounts of Vodka and/or Kahlua works pretty well anyway (for definitions of well that make people think I’m an alcoholic ) .  

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/06/2018 at 22:27

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Yeah, but with my husband. And after a few minutes he’d be like “I’m tired. There’s too many people here. Let’s go.” Because that's what married people are like when they have to be somewhere.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > fhrblig 08/06/2018 at 22:36

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Then I’d invite you both in for a nice refreshing milkshake and leave the crowd outside for later.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > interstate366, now In The Industry 08/06/2018 at 22:56

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Tapas > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/07/2018 at 06:53

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Yes it does! *Gets in line for the milkshake*